An Oppressive Benevolence

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”  –  C.S. Lewis

The most insidious sort of oppression is that which is carried out “for our own good.” In American politics it is a trite generalization that the Right views government is the archetypal Father Figure, an authoritarian caretaker keeping us on the straight and narrow, and punish us when we slip, lest we become savages. The Left conceives of the state as our collective Mother, with resources enough to nurture the whole of the people, and sooth their ills. It’s difficult to choose the lesser of these two evils, and I wouldn’t endorse either one without a litany of reservations. But for its manifold faults the impulses of the Right to act as enforcers of proper behavior are at least generally less expensive than the Left’s insatiable drive to feed everyone on everyone else’s dime, if only because it’s cheaper to beat people than feed them (though the modern prison system calls this assumption into question). Those of us who would prefer the State do no parenting whatsoever are relegated to the margins of political discourse, presumably to busy ourselves with UFO sightings, Revolutionary-period costume parties, and our gold fetish. I assume that there’s a similar dynamic at work in most other countries, regardless of the particular names and forms.

It appears Scotland is planning to assign every child an official “Named Person” starting in 2016. This person will be, it seems, either a health worker or teacher, depending on the age of the child. I’ve no doubt that the proponents of this plan have little but the best interests of the children in mind. This official will receive copies of reports, and be informed if a child misses an appointment. The State, and its magnanimity, has provided a Kindly Uncle (or ‘Aunt.’ We’re not sexist ’round here…) for the family, interested in nothing but the wee lad’s (or lass’s…) well-being.

There are those who, being backward and reactionary, view such snooping as an improper intrusion. Perhaps even “meddling.” The Light of Progress has not yet graced their faces, and it is the responsibility of the more enlightened vanguards to drag them, perhaps kicking and screaming, into this brave new world. But let us forget these unwashed pagans for the moment, and assume that it is a demonstrable good to assign these youths an Official Busybody to make sure their parents aren’t busy, forgetful, or abusive. What are the odds that it will stay there? Is it anything but credulity of the highest order to imagine that the State, once inserted into the family, will be so reserved as to limit itself to the original task?

No. Power begets power, human nature and mission creep assure a steady supply of new evils to combat, and any successes will be hailed as justification to expand the program. £30,000 isn’t much to fight a policy campaign or protracted court battle, but I wish the opponents of this policy all the best, both for their sake and for ours, as policy-makers tend to borrow ideas, and if it “works” in Scotland, it may spread.

(Hat tip to Cranmer.)

A Memorial Day

“And he said, This will be the manner of the king that shall reign over you: He will take your sons, and appoint them for himself, for his chariots, and to be his horsemen; and some shall run before his chariots. And he will appoint him captains over thousands, and captains over fifties; and will set them to ear his ground, and to reap his harvest, and to make his instruments of war, and instruments of his chariots. And he will take your daughters to be confectioneries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers. And he will take your fields, and your vineyards, and your oliveyards, even the best of them, and give them to his servants. And he will take a tenth of your seed, and of your vineyards, and give to his officers, and to his servants. And he will take your menservants, and your maidservants, and your goodliest young men, and your asses, and put them to his work. He will take the tenth of your sheep: and ye shall be his servants. And ye shall cry out in that day because of your king which ye shall have chosen you; and the Lord will not hear you in that day. Nevertheless the people refused to obey the voice of Samuel; and they said, Nay; but we will have a king over us; That we also may be like all the nations; and that our king may judge us, and go out before us, and fight our battles. And Samuel heard all the words of the people, and he rehearsed them in the ears of the Lord. And the Lord said to Samuel, Hearken unto their voice, and make them a king.”

Fatty Fatty, Two-by-Four…

According to a study, Europe will be buying bigger pants by 2030. On behalf of Americans, I would like to welcome you aboard, and suggest you get to the buffet early as the line tends to get quite long.

A certain Dr. Webber opines that “[p]olicies that reduce obesity are necessary to avoid premature mortality and prevent economic strain on already overburdened health system.”

It almost goes without saying that there is a “crisis” of obesity, at least if you consider how expensive it is for the health system. To those who see every “crisis” as a golden opportunity to “do something,” the logical approach is to muster the force of government, draft some laws, and loose the bureaucrats.

Oh my yes.

Not being European in anything but ethnic extraction, I can only speculate how well such “policies” will go over in the Old Countries. New York City didn’t exactly embrace Bloomberg’s efforts to ban high-capacity soda containers, though this doesn’t seem to have diminished his enthusiasm for meddling. His successor plans to continue fighting that particular good fight, and some of this minions have migrated up the government ladder. Are gigantic servings of sugary drinks good for anyone, or even “okay?” Of course not. Along with cigarettes, and the entire concept of “all you can eat,” they’re manifestly Bad Things. But we’re adults, with free will to make our own choices, so piss off.

On the other hand, if you don’t buy into the whole free will bit, you might be less hostile to the idea that we need helped along.

So what shall the Europeans do? Who knows… maybe the EU can vote about it, or the UN can pass a mandate that will be ignored by all.

In the meantime, we Americans can expand our selection of foods that expand our waistlines by eating some invasive species.

The Toothpaste

My compatriot, writing below, refers to this Japan Times story concerning a gentleman who purchased a 3D printer for about $600 (at present exchange), and proceeded to print out a handful firearms, two of which functioned (and an array of colors, if the picture is to be believed). He then proceeded to post videos discussing his achievement, and plans so that others might achieve the same.

The man asserted that he believed firearms to be a “basic human right,” a sentiment I would broadly agree with. He also claimed he didn’t believe the production of 3D printed firearms to be illegal, which given we’re speaking of Japan seems either disingenuous or incredibly ignorant, and added that he “can’t complain about the arrest if the police regard them as real guns,” which strikes me as either unfortunate translation, a simple acknowledgment of legal reality, or a craven bow to authority. I’ll leave it to you to speculate as to which, or what combination.

I write on this topic simply to add my own thoughts on the legal and practical situation of printed firearms. To a greater, and higher profile degree than anyone else, Defense Distributed has made this an “issue,” printing weapons capable of firing over a thousand rounds with success. They’ve also produced designs for “high capacity” magazines, allowing anyone with a 3D printer to circumvent any local bans on those. If memory serves, Defense Distributed’s founder espouses a sort of crypto-anarchism, with an aim to step on the tube of toothpaste, splattering it all over the internet.

It’s exceedingly hard, if perhaps not impossible, to put the toothpaste back.

Anyone with a 3D printer, which are falling in price all the time, will be able to find plans for firearms, and to produce them. At the moment such practice is legal in the United States, as producing firearms for personal use (note: not for sale) is not against the law. There have been mutterings, and dramatic swooning from politicians and media types, but for the moment it’s no crime. Even if that were to change (which it may well), such legislation would join the ranks of thousands of other practically unenforceable laws.

I’m late to the party here, and this pronouncement is hardly a novel realization. I’ve merely added my voice to the multitudes noting the obvious. I disagree with an assertion that there is any end to “general scarcity,” but gun control has been crippled, and the age of centralized, big-factory industry may well be under threat, at least regarding some products. But that’s a topic for another time.

Infractors

” Every night there is a show with somebody shining a little blue light and finding tiny specks of blood splattered on carpets and walls and ceiling fans, bathroom fixtures and special-edition plastic Burger King tray cups. The next thing they show is some stupid redneck in handcuffs who looks absolutely stunned that this is happening to him. Sometimes the redneck is actually WATCHING the Discovery Channel when they break in to arrest him. And he still can’t figure out how on earth they could’ve caught him!”

-Lucien, Crash

 

So a 27-year-old man, assuming the good will of all enforcement agencies to his neato construction of firearms in his home using a 3-D printer. He’s even created a funpack of colors. I’ve been trying to tell people about the coming end of scarcity for a while now, and of course not even I believe the wild stories I’ve been spreading but some of it is coming true.

Control of information has been a failed preoccupation for the US government. As information overflows its academic banks and floods past the military/industrial levies we find a great deal to fear. Yet examine this young cur who constructs weapons for his own amusement and then tells the world. Unable to control themselves, people continue to put incriminating evidence on the network and in print and even on the surface of their skin. Humanity is clearly not bright enough to keep anything secret no matter how little purpose publicizing or commemorating serves.

I suppose I should not be shocked, the idiocy of humanity is writ large across history but has always been obscured  by a veneer of apologetic historians and the patina of time.  Conspiracy is difficult because people are stupid, which is good for everyone until the math catches up and the little eddies of unsupervised bureaucracy start bombarding us with unreasonable demands.