First things:

My lord, this digital prison. It says sundrycomp up there. Grey and white doom. So many things to complain about in my monochromatic hell. Frames with thousands of options that will not distill my words into anything useful. I would request feedback but then I would be obligated to do something about it.  Or find a category to put it in even. Speaking of which why is every portrayal of retail workers suggest that they are all deficient? Do no writers have underachieving friends?

Well, the color is good and someone has lifted the calligraphy of a hard-working monk and cheapened it to our program. It screams ‘We’re important enough for illumination’ in an age where filigree isn’t even listed as an option for being so cheap.

This has been a simulation of  content. If this were real content, something would have to be said about the world at large, which is far more depressing.